This is sooooooooo Dumb! [open]

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With a slam, the truck hit the road and the whole set of wheels under it tore off, sending the vehicle sliding aimlessly down the road. Jaxine moved fast, literally diving out the passenger window past Flamish and flying up onto the roof. She threw her hands out and in a flash completely re-made the whole underneath of the truck. "I'm starting to wonder why I didn't just make Kaz a goddamn truck." she mumbled, ripping the still-attached magnet from the roof. Flamish did a good job blasting the chain off of it. She was still holding it when she turned around to see two other cargo trucks drop APCs behind them. "Oh shit." she stated. Then an attack chopper dropped into view behind them. "Oh double shit!"

The chopper started firing four miniguns... weapons that did not live up to their name. They were six-barreled, rotary, belt fed machine guns firing six-thousand rounds a minuet. Jaxine whipped the magnet around and started using it as a shield. Luckily the hundreds of bullets were being pulled onto the magnet and not hitting the truck. "Guys! Someone get out here and fuck this shit up!" she yelled. "They got a chopper with miniguns and truck-tank things with miniguns and probly more dudes with miniguns!"

Flamish needed to do that eye-laser thing again. Or Ohkara could 'bang' them away with her finger cannon. If Jaxine wasn't holding the magnet that was saving the trucks metaphorical ass, she could wipe them out with a single slash... She looked down on her hip. No sword. She forgot her goddamn sword in the truck!

"Fuuuuuck this JOOOOOB!"

[Ohkara Minamaru]

Famish was quick to destroy the chain that held the truck to the magnet, sending the truck plummeting to the ground. Ohkara braced herself as they free fell, and as the truck connected with the ground, she winced against the brutal noise that radiated from the vehicle. It seemed the whole bottom of the car was destroyed on impact; but luckily Jaxine was as quick to react as she was, diving out the window to rebuild the bottom of the truck with her materialization ability.

Jaxine shouted for some help from the top to the truck, and Ohkara was quick to react. Turning towards Famish, she shouted, ”You know how to drive?- Never mind! Take the wheel! Just don't crash!”

Setting the cruise herself, she sprang from the seat out the window, and took her place at Jaxine's side. The young woman was wrestling with a magnet, shielding the vehicle from a barrage of bullets fired from miniguns. The green-haired lady's eyes widened with surprise for a second; she'd never seen anyone fight so hard over a truck with a toilet inside... This was ridiculous...

Shaking off the surprise, Ohkara's feet anchored themselves to the roof of the truck, a few feet apart from one another. Raising one hand to the sky, palm up, she let out a battle cry of: ”Take this! Violent Frisbee!” A bright green destructo-disc formed above her palm, and was expertly flung towards the vehicles. As it neared the one on the far left is swerved, quickly doubling back to slice the tank-truck cleanly into two pieces. Continuing on wards. It would cleave through the tail boom of the helicopter, and then a second vehicle before vanishing into oblivion.

Smiling brightly, Ohkara would wink cutely, then point her fingers in a gun shape towards a remaining mini-gun operator, ”Bang!” firing a Finger shot, she'd turn to another, and do the same, ”Bang!” Letting out a breath, she'd glance at Jaxine, ”The fuck did we get into!?” she growled, preparing to attack again if necessary. Things seemed to only be getting worse by the second...

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"Why me!" he cried as he took hold of the steering wheel. Famish did not know how to drive but since he was the only one in the truck now he found himself forced, in a poor flip of fortunes, to do these ladies bidding. He swerved along the road trying to avoid cars and trucks but unfortunately with the loud noise above his head he found himself unable to do so. Along the route they traveled he heard sickening crunches as he road over one speed bump, hit one Cadillac in the side, drove over a fire hydrant on the side walk and return to the center of the street.

"Phew, that's not so good but this is fun..." he thought to himself as he hit the accelerator and speed up to fifty miles per hour. At his fingertips was a great deal of power built by measly humans. He looked down and watched as quite a few of the people in the side walk quickly ran to the doors of he nearest building. They knew as of now two groups of maniacs were out on the street and they didn't want to see it any other way. It made him sneer with a great deal of pride. He was completely darkened by his lust for power.

"Hey, one of you bimbos on the roof! Get that strange toilet seat contraption and let's open it here while I drive! I want to see what's inside it then throw it out the window to make those idiots knocking on our roof give up!" he shouted rudely at them.

[Ethan Snow]

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