This is sooooooooo Dumb! [open]

[Ohkara Minamaru]

”Not bad,” Ohkara commented as Jaxine delivered a finishing blow to the rocket-wielding man, sending him flying towards a nearby wall. Nodding to the woman, Ohkara quickly twirled her body to survey the area; that seemed to have been the last of them. Expertly twirling her umbrella around her wrist, she would slid the tip into her belt, returning the accessory to it's position on her now thrashed clothes.

However, something wasn't right, Ohkara could feel the energy of a third person nearby. Just as her eyes “locked-on” to the silhouette standing on a rooftop above them, it fired a set of bright orange beams at the asphalt. Nevertheless her attention was far too focused on the new figure to spur a reaction. Her left hand grabbed the handle of her umbrella as the figure moved into light to be seen.

A smile slid across her face for a moment as she caught sight of his blue hair. ”Ethan!?” she thought, her heart jumping. But this delusion would be dispelled quickly by simple logic; had this been Ethan, she would have known just by his signature. Taking a closer look, she'd note his plain clothing, and his smug look; he was cute, but there was no way she was gonna let that throw her off.

”That was rude!” she huffed addressing the man; her right hand resting on her hip, the left never leaving the umbrella. ”Acting like that is a real good way to get your ass kicked!” she growled. If this man wanted a fight, that was exactly what he would get.

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"Oh, so sorry, I didn't mean to hurt either of you if I did. It's just... I happened to be passing my way through the city when I heard all this loud commotion and decided to help. It seems you lovely ladies though handled yourselves well before I could even begin to make a difference here. I heard those bad guys and wanted to flatten them into the ground, especially after a stray missile nearly hit me while I was standing on the roof." Famish stated loudly from his perch high above them. He would look down on them and secretly think, "Oh I hope they believe me, from up here I feel like I want to tap either of the women below me."

He jumped down from his current place and landed with a loud thud on the ground below. It did not injure him though despite the distance he fell for as a Saiyan he had extremely strong legs. He would bow upon landing multiple times to the ladies before him and now get a closer look at them as he stood directly in front of them. The first one who seemed to have a chip on her shoulder yet beautiful black hair, an average build, and punk sense of fashion caused him to mentally squirm under his calm demeanor. "I've got to have her I've got to-" he turned his head away from in order not to be drawn in and looked at the other lady but it wasn't much better. This other woman was just about as edgy as the other at the moment but he sensed a bit of sweetness coming off her. The fact she had torn clothes that revealed parts of her equally pale skin made him breath heavy.

"Pita-pat! Ba-dump! Ba-dump!" His heart was all a flutter as he gazed into her eyes and realized they were shiny yellow he couldn't resist.

"May I ask how you all are so beautiful? And how such women as yourselves ended up in so much trouble today?" He stated as he smiled at them. Both were slightly angry with him so he hoped to calm them down, but with his aggressive attack before he was afraid he made a mistake. He really did not want to reveal himself as a villain, especially after what happened last time when he met a woman named Miri. He so wanted to have companionship with her too but after she stepped in to protect another woman that proved impossible when she beat him into the floor. Women... All of them were angels but the one thing they needed was control, especially since more of them became martial artists. The only ones who could control them were true fighting men like the Saiyans and since he descended from one he saw it as a duty to take them all under his wing one day.

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If this man had even the slightest hint of hope to control Jaxine Caulie of all people... he was out of his god-damn mind. Jaxine's previous Master was a Saiyan man who was twice this man's strength (and size) and he still had trouble with Jaxine. The second someone tried putting her in her place, she stepped right back out again with a spiteful grin on her face. Jaxine wasn't sure if this dude was a Saiyan or a well-toned human. Maybe one of those two-in-one deals. That wasn't a big deal to her, though Jaxine was born Saiyan she was technically part Android in a way, ever since her eyes were replaced. It is what gave them the blood red look.

She laughed at the man's comment about hurting her. "Ha! Ohkara, he thinks he could hurt me! That's funny! Dude, your funny. Also maybe you shouldn't walk around randomly on rooftops and shoot lasers at people. Trust me, I've done it a few times." she said as the man began clearly checking the two women out. Jaxine honestly didn't give a damn, she was used to it. But she wasn't sure how Ohkara would deal with it, especially after loosing most of her outfit. Jaxine hitched Masamune to her left hip then casually outstretched two fingers in Ohkara's direction. Some black smoky energy flew off them so fast that it would barely be visible to the others as Jaxine used the secret skill she mastered to fully restore Ohkara's clothing to its former glory. "There ya go, all fancy again. You looked pretty bummed that it got messed up so... yeah." she said, kind of putting it off. She wasn't good with being 'helpful' towards people, but she didn't mind nearly as much as she let on.

Then came the lines. Oooooh god the lines. The second he finished asking his question, Jaxine's expression changed to 'unimpressed' and sighed. "Oh fan-fucking-tastical. One of you guys." she mumbled just loud enough for him to hear. She shifted her weight to the other hip and thumbed over her shoulder at the truck that was somehow undamaged. "Were getting a truck. Douchebags tried to prevent said 'truck-getting'. Said douchebags got a streight-up ass kicking, and now said truck is about to get reclaimed." she said, likely being more confusing than anything. But she didn't care.

Jaxine would walk away to pry the back of the truck open. "Wonder what the hell is even in-" the doors opened and Jaxine's eyes widened. "-whaaaaaa-daaaa-fuuuuuu--"

It was a toilet.

One... fucking... toilet.

Gold p[lated? nope. One of those fancy talking ones that sprays wayer up your ass? Nope! Just a regular one. Jaxine was confused, pissed off, and slightly amused. "WHY!? WHY THE FUCK IS THIS A THING!?"

[Ohkara Minamaru]

Ohkara let out a sigh, shaking her head a little as the man jumped from the rooftop. He then proceeded to run an eye over the two women. Growing irritated very quickly from being checked out in her current clothing state, the young lady took a step forward, about to put this guy in his place; however, she would stop suddenly as she felt some kind of energy blanket her. Blinking with confusion, she looked down to see her clothing restored to its former glory. A bright grin crossed her face and she turned to Jaxine, ”Awww! Thank you!” she cooed, winking playfully; whether she knew it or not, Jaxine had just saved this man from an ass kickin'.

Brushing the wrinkles from her newly-repaired garb, the green-haired woman took another step forward, running her own eye over the man in an obvious fashion. She knew she was gorgeous, so the complement was easily brushed off; however, she would also note this man's obvious flirting. He might be easy for her to manipulate in the future. That said, she would have to be sure of that.

After completing her own inspection of the man, she'd give him a bright, flirty wink, then turn to her 'friend', who was in the process of opening the heavy, metal doors on the truck. As the woman flung the doors open, her reaction was confusing, and Ohkara quickly rushed to her side to see what the fuss was about.

A toilet. Her eyes widened, facing flushing with confusion, ”M-maybe there are drugs in it?... Or... S-something?” she muttered, the situation making very little sense at all. What could be so important about such a plain toilet? Expression shifting to one of thought, Ohkara jumped back, putting some distance between the truck and herself, just in case. Landing near the blue-haired stranger, she'd put an index finger to her lips, ”Could it be a decoy?” she asked the brunette.

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Famish took in the words of both women with a smile on his face. His eyes kept eyeing both women as Jaxine put away her sword and warned him about firing lasers from rooftops at random. It was nice for her to be concerned, but as a man, he was always in control of himself and his surroundings. His eyes widened slightly as he watched her transform her comrade's tattered clothes back into fresh, clean ones and mentally thought, "Damn, my lovely view is lost." He was definitely one of those guys. Yet ignored her comments on this subject. When she pointed back at the truck and explained that evil men had taken it from them and they were trying to get it back he, like she was, seemed quite surprised to find not anything conventional in the truck but instead a toilet. Even Ohkara seemed surprised by it as she remarked about them hiding drugs in it.

He sighed and stated as he climbed up into the truck bed to inspect it, "I bet these guys wanted to 'tame you two.' Or some other ladies.. This isn't a decoy I feel." Trying to put in a polite way they might have been out to kidnap and then turn women into sex objects. Of course, this wasn't below his path of evil since he chose now to do this kind of thing in his life, or would, if he could find the right opportunity now to take these two down.

The problem was, as he crossed his arms and stared at them again, was that one was built like a rock. The other, although dainty was pretty fast. He didn't want to go smashing either into the floor immediately since his last kidnapping of women ended badly.

He then hopped out of the truck and silently pondered, "If these guys aren't dead somewhere I wonder how I can contact them? If they're into kidnapping people I want a hand in it since I bet that would make me good money. Though for now, I should continue being nice... as I can possibly be."

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She was already trying to call Kazu back for more info on the truck. Mostly what the hell was going on. However he wasn't answering. She growled under her breath and turned to the other two. Ohkara wondered if the toilet held drugs. Jaxine shrugged, hopped in and looked all through it before hopping out and shaking her head. "Nope, no drugs. Damn thing isn't even clean." She said. Blue climed into the vehicle and mentioned something about 'taming' people. Jaxine's eyebrow rose outside as she looked at Ohkara. "Yeah, I don't see what the sex trade has to do with toilets." She said.

Trucks started rolling in and dudes began pouring out. Jaxine bolted. She went to pull the door down and would latch it with Blue inside. It wouldn't be locked, he could jump out if he wanted. If he wanted... to get shot at. She jumped from behind the truck to the drivers door and jumped in. Starting it up, Ohkara would likely get the hint. But just in caase... "Kara! We're takn' the truck! Get the hell in!" she yelled, burning the tires out and throwing the passengers door open for her. She could also jump on top or get in back with Blue. Or whoever he is. Being a box-truck, there was an opening for the Blue haired man to come up front if he wanted.

In the end, Jaxine was asked to get the truck. Not 'worry whats in it' and stuff, just get it. So she had it. She plowed into another vehicle and tore off down the wrong side of the road. She pulled into the left lane after a moment. "It's just like one of my video games!" she yelled, laughing as bullets riddled the back doors and flew past the truck.

Jaxine has never driven a vehicle in her life.

[Ohkara Minamaru]

Ohkara listened to the blue-haired man's theory of some kind of sex trade being involved, but Jaxine was quick to swat it away. Nodding with approval, the green-haired woman would agree, ”Yeah, that seems a little far fetched to me too...”

Suddenly trucks began to arrive, men rushing out with guns drawn, gunfire likely to follow soon enough. Jaxine hastily hopped into the truck, flinging the passenger door open and shouting to Ohkara. Scowling at the new group of reinforcements, the young woman shook her head, quickly turning and pulling herself up into the cab of the vehicle, and likely onto the blue-haired man's lap.

The thought that the brunette woman couldn't drive hadn't crossed her mind, up until the smashed into a car only moments after taking off. Eyes widening as the woman proclaimed that this was like a video game, Ohkara scrambled to grab hold of the handle above the door, anchoring herself between it and the blue-haired man, ”Oh shit!” she groaned as the gunfire started after them, bullets whipping past the windows. Hopefully Jaxine would fair well enough...

These men were likely to pursue them, and they needed to be dealt with. Taking a deep breath, the young lady pulled herself towards the window, ”I'll take care of these sons-a-bitches! Try not to hit anything!” she told Jaxine, tone loud enough to hear over the engine noise and gunfire. Then, turning to the blue-haired man whose lap she sat, she smiled, ”And you! Make sure I don't fall out the window! Got it?” she demanded, and though her tone would be sweet, there was a hidden since of something threatening to it. If he failed her, she would make him pay for it.

Upon positive response, Ohkara pulled herself out the window, to about her waist. Turning herself so she was facing the rear of the truck, she would quickly point to fingers of her left hand, like a handgun, and take aim on one of the trucks that followed. ”Bang!” she exclaimed, a blast of toxic-green ki firing from her fingertips and rocketing towards them. Connecting harshly with the ground under the vehicle the blast would violently explode, sending the truck toppling over it's rear and onto one behind it. The other pursuing vehicles would swerve, avoiding the crash.

Quickly ducking back inside the vehicle, Ohkara would again, avoid a barrage of bullets just in the nick of time; as soon as the bullets stopped flying she would attempt to repeat the process. She had no intentions of letting these men chase them for very long.

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As much as Famish wanted to remain as someone who was seemingly kind and good the fact that Okhara now sat in his lap while Jauxine drove the large truck they commandeered heavily aroused him. He wrapped his right arm around her lithe waist though and watched in awe as she blew a truck off the street with a single blast and caused it to flip over with little wasted effort. “Hot damn,” he whispered in her ear tightening his grip around her waist before reaching forward to attempt to kiss the side of her neck.

“Do that again and you may just earn yourself a free boy friend,” he added spilling hot breath onto the nape of her neck. He was sure she would respond poorly to him but with the kind of grip she allowed him to take retaliation was not going to be a problem in his mind. Jauxine always had the opportunity to hit the brakes but with how things were going outside, he doubted neither would want to stop. He so wanted to mess around with the woman, who to him, seemed far younger then she actually looked. It was all in the good spirit of being a devious man and as of now he was given free reign it appeared to do so. He ignored the chasers outside and sat there snickering.

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It was quite true that there was a line between good and evil. As a member of the Kiken Monastery, Jaxine followed Yin and Yang. The balance of light and dark. She believed that the best course of action was to remain neutral. Being a bit bad isn't too... bad... and being a goodie-two-shoes was a great way to look like an idiot. What she did and why didn't matter or have to be justified to anyone in her opinion. Jaxine was a being with her own agenda. It was usually made up as she went, but she had one none the less.

Ohkara was quite demanding! But it worked for Jaxine who was waaaay too caught up in her little game of grand-theft-truck. "Try not to hit anything!" She ordered. "Oh-Kay!" she said in an assuring tone. And hit a stop sign, then a speed limit sign, a fire hydrant, then t-boned a Cop Car and kept on going. Blaring the horn, she cruised on by as the cop walked out from the doughnut shop he was parked next and threw his arms up in the air. "C'mon! That car was one day away from retirement!" he yelled.

"Kay, not gonna hit anything else." She stated. There was a slight thud and a meow. "Uuuuuh. PETA is gonna be on me for that one." she groaned. Ohkara was making short work of the perusing trucks just as Jaxine finished programming the GPS to find the Bar that Kazu was waiting at. She turned up to the highway and got on a nice, open stretch of road with very little traffic. She hit the cruse control. "Welp, my turn!" She said, throwing the door open and flipped onto the roof. She bolted down the truck with her left hand held in a 'C' shape on her left hip, her sword appearing in her grip. She drew Masamune free from its shethe and sprung from the back edge of the truck.

She landed on the first truck with such force that it crushed the front end into the road as she ran over top of it, dragging her blade through it before springing off to the second one. She slammed into it with a slash, cutting clean through and out the other side gong airborne again. She threw her hand up to manipulate the matter in the road, forming two pillars to impale two more trucks then landed, grabbing onto the drivers door handle of the final truck. She dragged across the road a little before she hauled herself up, . Buddy driving just got his firearm ready when a fist came bursting through the window, driving glass across his face and punching the gun from the mans hand in one motion. The gun flew and knocked the other dude out cold, bursting through the opposate window. Jaxine threw the man from the window and slid in, shoving the other guy out the side door. Taking the wheel, Jaxine let out a partly crazed laugh. "Oh I love my job!"

[Ohkara Minamaru]

The blue-haired man seemed to be having a pretty good time, enjoying himself as Ohkara sat in his lap. She could feel his grip tightening around her waist, and as she ducked back inside the car of the truck, he seemed more than happy to see her again. Whispering in surprise into her ear, Ohkara felt his lips gently touch her neck. A chill ran down her body; this was something she might have enjoyed, had it not come from a complete stranger...

Her face flushed, her eyes widening with surprise for a second, just before he spoke once more. His comment put a smirk on her face, the color fading from her cheeks, ”Uh huh...” she huffed, unimpressed with his comment, ”And if you do that again, you may just end up dead~” contrary to her venomous words, her tone would be sweet, and if it wasn't for her burning yellow stare it might have been easily dismissed as an empty threat. This, however, was not the case at all.

It was then that Jaxine exclaimed that it was 'her turn'. Ohkara's eyes widened as she watched the brunette set the cruise control, and flip out her window. Apparently this woman didn't even know that cruise control only regulated the speed of a vehicle, and not it's direction. Quicking grabbing at the wheel, Ohkara threw herself into the empty seat, taking over. Watching as Jaxine annihilated the other vehicles, she let out a light chuckle herself. Thankfully, she'd chosen to stay on this woman's good side.

Having no clue where she was headed, the green-haired woman was also thankful that the GPS had been set before she ran off. Following the machine's directions, she shot a look at the blue-haired man, who had done very little to help aid in their escape. Shaking her head lightly, she turned her attention back to the road and let out a huff, ”You're not always this useless, are you?” she asked, her question more to break the silence than anything else.

Glancing to her mirror, she caught sight of Jaxine commandeering a vehicle. Raising a brow, she couldn't help but wonder if the woman was really going to leave her alone in the truck with such an openly proud pervert. Nonetheless, Ohkara was confident that, even while driving, she would handle him if a situation would arise. Hopefully, though he could keep things uneventful until they reached wherever the GPS was taking them.

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Famish shrugged when Ohkara spattered venomous words at him. He really didn't mind right now for he had shown in the past thus far he had little respect for women. When the truck suddenly began to lose control, no thanks to Jaxine abandoning the wheel and setting it on cruise control, Ohkara jumped into the driver's seat and with all her might brought the beast back under her will. At this point she commented on Famish's uselessness in the form of a question. He shrugged once more, then he found himself a seat in the front next to the driver and sat down in it.

"So... You think I'm useless, huh? Not a high opinion of me I see; when you consider the situation though why should I help? You and your friend are handling it quite well. I'd just get in the way. Besides, I already assigned myself a job which is called protecting the truck. If that wild animal outside fails to survive this odd onslaught of human beings I would be willing to throw myself at them all for a price. I don't work for free. So here's my offer... Find me a pink haired woman named Lilac, she's 'bout my age and some kind of waitress. I saw her leave town but since I can't fly or don't own a vehicle I really can't follow her too easily." He expelled as he rested his hands behind his head, leaned back in his seat and smirked.

Famish was quite a talker but definitely not a doer, at least not in this situation. He wasn't going to budge until he found that woman Lilac. Why? He didn't know other then the fact that he considered that he had unfinished business with the woman and if anything unfinished business was bad for a fledgling crime lord. Especially in this day and age where humans and Saiyans had the strongest say out of anyone at this time. It made for a boring world even though he was both at the same time.

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The moment the Blue haired dude finished talking, a blade flashed through the roof and Jaxine ripped it open, plopping down in the seat between them The hole in the roof seemingly fixed itself with what would look like black smoky energy. "Man, driving is fun. Granted that other truck kinda... sucked." she stated, having left it on fire upside down in a tree. It looked like the two handled the truck well... considering it was on a wide-open highway with minimal traffic. (as in my last post lol) Jaxine acted stupid, but was far from it. She was excellent at thinking ahead and letting people assume she wasn't.

So now all they had to do was deliver the truck. Then came the loud 'thunk' noise. Jaxine looked in both the side mirrors... nothing. "Ohkara, did you just run over a cat or something?" she asked. Then the truck lurched and began to rise. Little did Jaxine realize that another group, a bunch of mercenary-looking dudes had their sights on the truck too. They were in a cargo helicopter with a giant magnet hanging from it. Blowing it up could cause the truck to fall. Jaxine crawled over the Blue haired man and looked out the window. "Fuuuuuuuu... " she hauled back in. "soooo... who can fly a helicopter?" she asked. She turned to the dude. "And whats your name again?"

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"My name? How could you forget it? I thought I mentioned it to you but if I've not my name's Famish." He stated as he felt the woman crawl over him and peer out the truck window. He would then reach a hand out, whether or not it was to his advantage or not, and attempted to pinch Jaxine's buttocks. She was a fine woman and if he truly wanted to be evil Famish realized he knew he needed to learn when to be evil. This appeared to be one of those times since the woman proved way too good at wiping out the men outside whom he wanted to meet with. Unfortunately, they weren't coming to him like he hoped. Yet that was because this woman was wiping out their attackers quite easily.

Outside though there was a loud screeching noise, followed by a whirring sound coming from the magnet, and loud "Thunk!". The magnet that managed to grasp a hold of them had pulled them up into the air and connected them to the helicopter. The tires were still spinning but it seemed to have taken all of two seconds to drag them off the ground.

"It seems they have a number of super magnets... Or one really big grappling hook. Doesn't this remind you of the movies?" Famish uttered as he leaned back in his chair and closed his eyes. For a Saiyan, he wasn't really much into fighting right now. That was only because he had a goal in mind and wasn't much willing to fight the weaklings above him. If they had to use tech to capture them all then it was in his best interest to let the women with him do the heavy lifting.

[Ohkara Minamaru]

Ohkara rolled her eyes at the man's response to her question, ”Considering you are where you are, I see very little need to bargain with you,” she grunted. If he was going to be of no help to her, than she would return the uselessness. As of right now, her and Jaxine were in control of the situation, regardless of how hectic things were. There was no reason to strike a deal with him, if they didn't need his help anyways, as he so eagerly had pointed out.

Suddenly, the brunette woman ripped though the ceiling, landing in the middle of the bench seat. Commenting playfully about enjoying her ride, a small giggle escaped Ohkara's mouth. Regardless of how crazy this Saiyan-woman was, she was sure entertaining. And for some reason, she seem to radiate a contagious sense of confidence that Ohkara couldn't help but catch herself.

There was a loud thunk, and Jaxine asked if Ohkara had hit something. Letting out a huff, the green haired girl shook her head, ”No way! That was you, remember?” She teased, only to figure out moments later that their pursuers had now upped the game with a giant magnet and helicopter.

Directing a question towards the blue-haired man, he revealed his name as Famish; however pretty much ignored the rest of the question. Kicking back in his seat, the man commented on this “being like the movies”. Had Ohkara been near him, she'd have directed a hefty elbow towards his ribs; however being on the opposite side of the cab, this wasn't the case.

Peeking her head out the window, Ohkara let out a slew of curse-words, then shook her head, quickly ducking back inside, ”No, I can't say I know how to fly a helicopter...” she grunted, placing an index finger to her chin in thought, ”Uhmmmmm...” pondering out loud, she tried to think of something to aid them in their situation.

”I got nothing...” she admitted after a moment, than looked to the others. Hopefully between the three of them, they could figure something out.

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"Hum..." Famish muttered as he looked up at the roof. "This'll be easy to solve. Give me a moment..."

His eyes began to glow orange and with a strong burst of energy from them he fired two thin beams up through the truck's roof. "Psh!!!" The roof sounded as its metal bindings melted. The beams would then burn through the magnet holding the truck to the helicopter.

"SNAP!!!"

"Oh boy, um, boss... The truck's falling!" One of the gang's goons cried. Fortunately, for them, the beams missed them and the rest of the helicopter completely allowing for a potential escape by our heroes (just as long as the truck landed properly and Jaxine floored it). He had acted on his own without a plan but it was the least he could do since the others thought he wasn't very helpful, which was true for the most part.